It's unfortunate, but in today's litigious society, you can never be too careful.   Therefore, I have no choice by to include these warnings, disclaimers, and other legal notices in my web site.  Not being a lawyer, I wasn't exactly sure which ones were required, so I've included all of them!  Please read, heed the applicable ones, and disregard the rest.  Thank you for your patience and cooperation in this matter.

Warnings, Disclaimers, and Other Legal Notices

Actual results may vary.  +++  Adult supervision required.  +++ All rights reserved.  +++   Always wear a helmet.  +++  As seen on TV.   +++  Avoid contact with skin or clothing.  +++  Batteries not included.  +++   Beware of dog.  +++   Cannot be reproduced in whole or in part without the expressed written permission of someone.  +++  Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide.  +++  Consult your Doctor before starting any fitness or diet program.  +++  Contents under pressure.  +++   Copyright © 1998.  +++  Disconnect from power source when not in use or before performing maintenance.  +++  Dispose of properly.  +++  Do not exceed recommended dosage.  +++   Do not expose to water or moisture.  +++  Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.  +++  Do not install rearward-facing child seat in any front passenger seat position.   +++   Do not puncture or incinerate container.  +++  Do not send cash through the mail.  +++  Do not sit or lean unnecessarily close to the air bag.  +++ Do not store near heat or flame.  +++  Do not use if safety seal is broken.  +++  Don’t drink and drive.  +++   Don’t try this at home.   +++  Dry clean only.  +++  Edited for television.  +++  Employees must wash hands before returning to work.  +++  Failure to do certain things may result in serious injury or death.  +++  For a limited time only.  +++  For external use only.  +++   For official use only.  +++  Handle with care.   +++  Harmful if swallowed.  +++  Hazardous to humans and domestic animals.  +++  If irritation persists, seek medical attention.  +++  Include your account number on your check.   +++  It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its intended purpose.  +++   Jeep® is a registered trademark™ of Chrysler.  +++   Keep out of reach of children.  +++  Lock your vehicle; not responsible for lost or stolen items.  +++  May be hazardous to your health.   +++  May cause drowsiness; use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery.   +++  May not be suitable for younger viewers, parental discretion is advised.  +++  Must be present to win.  +++  No parking anytime.  +++  No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.  +++  No purchase necessary.  +++  No shirt, no shoes, no service.   +++  No user-serviceable parts inside.  +++   Not labeled for individual resale.  +++  Not responsible for damage caused by improper installation, misuse, or neglect.  +++  Not valid with any other offer.   +++  Objects in this mirror are closer than they appear.  +++  One size fits all.  +++   One size fits most.   +++  Post office will not deliver mail without postage.  +++  Read and follow all safety and operating instructions in the owner's manual.  +++   Refrigerate after opening.  +++  Remove slowly; fuel spray may cause injury.   +++  Sealed for your protection.  +++  Shake well.  +++  Slippery when wet.  +++   Some assembly required.  +++  Some restrictions may apply.  +++   Subject to availability.  +++  Subject to change without notice.  +++  The views and opinions of the author expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of anyone else.  +++   This package sold by weight, not by volume.  +++  This side up.  +++  Use only as directed.  +++  Use only in a well-ventilated area.  +++  Violators will be prosecuted.  +++  Violators will be towed at owner’s expense.  +++  Void where prohibited.  +++  Wash hands thoroughly with soap and water after handling.  +++  Wear seatbelt at all times.

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